While searching the interwebs for something to amuse and/or entertain me, I was made aware of a wonderfully terrible website. Here, let me pitch you the idea:
Have you ever thought: "I wish I had a scary girlfriend who could kill me and not shed a tear"? Perhaps you are loooking for that "wild girl" who will introduce you to a life of crime. Or maybe you just want a deadbeat, drugged-up whore to cuddle on the couch and watch the Notebook with.
If this sounds like you then you are two things; stupid and very much in luck. Womenbehindbars.com will offer you the chance to talk to the women who you just can't get to any other way, the girls you always wanted but can't have. Convicted Felons. Now, if a romantic relationship is a little too much commitment then feel free to have a look around for a penpal the website states.. That way when the inmates find out that you think they are ugly and unappealing they will know exactly where to look for you.
This sounds too good to be true! It is a win/win situation for all. Also this site is terribly old looking. It reminds of how the internet looked back in the days of Oregon Trail. Anyway, go look for yourself. Just note: This site is best viewed with Netscape Navigator on a 1999 laptop and while being F**KING INSANE.
1 comment:
I have to say Mr. Imm you are f***ing hilarious!!!! That website cracked Suzy and I up all night!!You certainly have a way with words!!! Congrats on catchin this chick...shes a peach!!! Did you find her on that website?
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