I hate... 9/23/08

Here is something that doesn't make sense to me. Of course there are many more, but this is what just hit me today. Ugly Girls With Nice/Cool Haircuts

Exhibit A: Maggie Gyllenhaal

I hate being tricked. I mean hook-line-and-sinker-fooled without being able to see it coming. That is what happens when you see an uggo with a totally awesome haircut. From behind the person looks inviting, and warm, then BAM, gotcha. In essence they are a walking contradiction. Their hair is a shrine to hipness and beauty, while the remainder leaves much to be desired... namely a paper bag. Now, I am not saying that I am the most handsome of gents, because I am very average. I am simply saying that I hate being duped.